He took a hike, all right. All the way to South America.

You know it is a slow news day when the AP assigns reporters to call up every governor in America to ask "what are you doing?"

Maybe we should put them all on Twitter. Would have loved the see the post from Gov. Sandford last week. "Having empanadas and a nice red wine after spending the day schtupping my mistress! Shhh...don't tell the wife!"

Whoops, that was more than 140, wasn't it? Still, beats the heck out of this long winded confession. And a heck of a lot more honest.