Nerds everywhere...Rejoice.

Imagine that! America's ultimate homecoming queen is without a date. No Miss America pagent? My gosh, how will we as a nation survive?

Ahem...Comedy Central?...Yes, a word, if you please...

Yes, kids, I have been at it again. Another rant to a faceless corporation.


Two things....#1. Norm MacDonald? C'mon...let's get real here. Yes, Dave C. is giving you guys the shaft, and frankly, I think he needs to come back to the table with you and fix whatever is wrong so the show can return to the air. But Norm McDonald? Norm McDonald is not Dave Chappelle. Norm McDonald isn't even funny. And no matter how many writers you employ, no matter how much you put him up on the dark stage with the mic and the audience, and the film clips in the background he will NEVER be any sort of substitute for Dave. I'd rather see you give a show to Ronald McDonald, than Norm McDonald. Look, if you guys are that desperate, I have the summer free. If you'll foot the plane tickets, I'll fan out, hit the amatuer stand-up nights and find you some new talent. But please, do not grasp at straws with old Norm. It is beneath you as a network.

Last thing. How dare you taunt us with Reno 911 action figures, and then not make enough for everyone to have some? Shame on you. Didn't you learn in kindergarten to bring enough for the whole class?