Paris....Texas?

New missive from Girls' Night Out. Last night's conversational coup de grace began with an offhand comment about Krystal's burger joint and a riff on small dogs. What ensued was a description of a girl we like to call...the Paris Hilton of the Trailer Park.

"Cut-off, low rise, blue jean hot pants with frayed edges and a rebel flag patch sewn on to the back pocket. A hot pink stretch tube top, and white high heel jelly sandals. Long, badly-permed blonde hair with black roots, gathered into two ponytails and topped off with a white cotton visor from Hooters. Giant gold-hoop earrings, with red feathers dangling from one of them. A gold nameplate necklace that reads 'Free Bird.' In one hand, a cell phone in a fuzzy purple cover. In the other hand, a leopard print, knock-off Fendi purse, with pink maribou trim, and an overfed chihuahua poking his little head out of the top."

How's that for a cheap thrill! :)