What a Doll!

My friend Alison has introduced me to my new favorite way to waste time. Quizilla has sucked me in completely with all the crazy tests. In the last two days, I have learned so much about myself. For instance, if I were an old time Nickelodeon show, I'd be Wild and Crazy Kids, that precursor to Fear Factor with less scary challenges, and the gross foodstuffs ending up on your outside as opposed to your inside. I have also discovered that I belong in the movie Alladin. Although, I hope I'm Jasmine and not the parrot or the rug.

But the most fascinating and important piece of self-knowledge I have gained so far is that in the "Messed-Up Barbie" category, I am most definitely a "Barbie Got Back!" doll. Eye-opening and truly unexpected.

By the way, did you know that Ken and Barbie have broken up? Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Barbie is over 40, and have you seen the outfits that those new Bratz girls are wearing? Scandalous!

Alison has a very cool blog, and you should check it out. Often.


Barbie Got Back! Go you! You're the closest thing
ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
a** of yours.


If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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